I am a decorated veteran of the bathroom wars. I wage battle every day. Today, I got a purple heart. As I was scrubbing the tub today, so that I could use it after him, I stubbed my big toe and split the nail down the middle. This was with sneakers and socks on no less. It hurt like a son of a gun and bled too. What did I do? I cussed a bit and than taped it up.
I feel like the bathroom quartermaster. I must stock huge amounts of toilet paper and cleaning supplies. I keep a supply of plungers too just in case.
I am a sucker for anything new in cleaning products to cut through the mess. Any robotic toilet bowl cleaner, no matter what the price, would be snatched up by me. Even a toilet brush grosses me out. I am thinking of inventing one and selling it to remake my fortune and pay for the cost of diabetes. Any one interest in buying one?
Just a thought, but I'm thinking if you managed to invent a robotic toilet bowl cleaner, all your financial problems would be solved!
ReplyDeleteThat was what I was thinking too. Kills two birds with one stone. Cleans toilet bowl by itself and earns me a living at once.
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